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captainhelyer:

Max Helyer [40/100]
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iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall/nearest Filipino

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baraboobies:

Happy all time low day

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  • mom: what do you even DO on the internet?
  • me: i have no idea
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despoil:

fuck that
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daisyfairy:

googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet

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cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

+ Because This Can Never Be On My Dashboard Too Much….

bsbnfobnadamfreak:

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joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

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